If you’re ready to finally get access to my contacts and receive answers on where to start for only $27, let’s do this.

The Blood Test Discovery & Repair Kit is for women struggling with hormonal and autoimmune conditions, who are looking to get the right bloodwork run to uncover why they may be feeling tired and unwell.

You try asking your doctor for help and maybe have asked him to run various lab markers that you’ve heard about to be faced with pushback.

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Which tests to get and where to get them (whether you live in the US or Canada)

By empowering yourself with these crucial, easy-to-understand tools, you will receive your first steps which will eventually lead to answers so that you can feel more vital, joyful and at ease with life.

Inside you'll learn...

The best part is...not only will this not require a lot of your time, but you also won’t need a medical degree to understand any of it!

In fact, you will go from feeling confused, overwhelmed and stressed out to feeling having the confidence in what you need to do to better your own health.

Have you ever been told that your labs are “normal”,

yet you don’t feel normal?

If so, it’s time to take matters into your own hands by understanding which blood tests to get (and where to get them if you’re getting pushback from your doctor) so that you can finally receive the answers behind your hormonal and autoimmune conditions.

The reality is that, due to many factors, full and complete labs aren’t being run. In addition, the way that medical doctors are interpreting lab work is leading to many women slipping through the cracks.

The result: Women are being lead to believe it’s ‘all in their heads’ and are often given medications to simply mask the problem rather than addressing the underlying causative factors. Women today are at the mercy of a medical system that fails them time and again.

But now you can get access to the list I suggest to my patients, plus get access to my contacts on where you can get the blood requisition that you deserve.

Understanding what you need and where to get it can be overwhelming. There’s so much information out there that it can be confusing what to do next. Add on the time and energy it takes to sift through the info, plus the money it often requires...

Trust me, you’re not alone.

This is why I’ve simplified this process for you, because your time and money are precious.

In fact, this information will be here to empower you and your family for a lifetime.

The reality is without getting full and complete bloodwork (which isn’t being run), you will continue to struggle, and it’s not a lack of effort on your part…

You’ve spent thousands with practitioners and feel reliant on them to run the right labs.

You’ve spent time trying to troubleshoot your own health, from listening to online health influencers to searching Google, yet you're still confused on where to start.

And what’s worse is...

If you don’t prioritize running the right labs every six months, you run the risk of health issues going into a chronic state, which can take much longer to heal. By running the right labs, you’re able to address the issue head-on and are able to uncover problems before they become chronic.

That’s why I created this offer for women struggling with hormonal and autoimmune conditions, because getting the right labs is crucial to your healing journey.

And you’ll be relieved to know that the knowledge that you’ll obtain inside won’t cost you in the thousands, or even hundreds.

Instead, it's only $27.

Blood Test Discovery & Repair Kit

Why you may be told that your results are “normal” when you don’t feel normal.

Why your doctor isn't giving you bloodwork to test your hormones and why testing your hormones should never be your first option.

BONUS: Nutrient Deficiencies created by common medications and supplements to nourish your body

Kiss goodbye the days of feeling dismissed and devalued and walking out of your doctor’s office feeling like it was a complete waste of time.

Kiss goodbye the days where you feel that you’re destined to suffer (newsflash: you’re not meant to)

Kiss goodbye the days where medications that only mask the problem are your only option.

Kiss goodbye to the days where you are relying on caffeine, carbs and sugar to help you get through the day because you’re still so confused by what the heck is going on with your health.

I get it because I’ve been there.

Little did I know how vital this info would be not only for me but my whole family. In fact, if I didn’t have this info, I would never have discovered that I had an autoimmune condition, to begin with! I developed this offer so that women would stop slipping through the cracks like I did many times before and finally gain some of the tools that they need to become their own healers.

Yes, woman, it’s time.

Why Should You Trust Me?

I'm not JUST a Nutritionist with a background in Chinese Medicine I've been working in the Hormone and Autoimmune Wellness space for 15 years and I've been helping women find answers to their hormonal and autoimmune issues. I GET IT.
I've helped patients feel more energized overcome their digestive issues, regrow their hair, get to the bottom of why they feeling achy and in pain and help them balance their hormones so they can finally experience the joy they’ve been missing.

Hi, I’m Melissa Ramos,

founder of Sexy Food Therapy. I help women get their health in check so they can lose weight, increase their fertility, regulate their periods, shrink their cysts, boost their energy, feel and look SEXY A F, and of course: POOP like rock stars. Hey, they don’t call me “the Poop Whisperer” for nothin’.

In short, I’m here to make the confusing science of nutrition and supplementation easy for you, complete with massive doses of compassion and humour. Because love and laughter are also medicinal.

This is for you if...

This is NOT for you if...

Ready to take matters into your hands and take the first step at becoming your own healer.
Willing to commit to yourself so that you can finally gain the answers that you deserve so that you can understand the causative factors behind what ails you.
Ready to STOP doing turning to Google and social media for piecemeal answers and finally get it all in one cohesive strategy.

Are not prepared to take matters into your own hands so that you can attain a level of self-agency regarding your own health.
Are tied to spending thousands of dollars and feeling completely reliant on other practitioners.
Prefer to just continue going at this alone.
Have no interest in understanding and uncovering why you don’t “feel normal’ and would prefer to rely on caffeine and sugar to get through your day.

FAQs

Would this be beneficial if I don’t live in Canada or the US?

Yes absolutely! I’ve provided access to blood testing in Canada, the US, the UK and Australia.

I’m not sure I understand what you mean by “full and complete lab work.” Is it really true that the blood testing my doctor is running isn’t giving me the full picture?

Most likely yes. In the majority of cases I see, women aren’t getting the right labs ran and because of this many issues are being missed. For example, when you get your thyroid tested, your doctor is typically only running TSH and maybe T4 and this is only a fraction of what we need to evaluate the whole picture. In addition, the majority of hypothyroidism cases, for example, are autoimmune diseases and doctors are simply not testing thyroid antibodies.

What if I’m pregnant? Will this still be beneficial for me?